May 2013
dumpsterfetus:
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
OR FOR A PIECE OF GUM
Watch films not movies
dilclo:
when she texts first <3
therapist: i feel u
chai-fountain:
uhm i just watched the season finale of The Office
Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
